Stylin' Pimp Ride List

Discussing our two named leaders over on Marshal Laeroth's blog, I was struck by a fun thought.  Excuse the strange layout, but it is two troops and two HQ choices officially.  Of course, since two of the three HQs are tied to a Troop choice they can pop out also. 

First up, the Lord Marshal Helbrecht himself:
Helbrecht [175]
Helbrecht's HomeBoyz - Command Squad, (9/5, 1xNarthicum, 1xSergeant w/ Term Honors/BP/PF, 1xCompany Champion w/ CS/BP/PW, 2xMeltaguns, the rest with BP/CCW and everybody with Furious Charge); all this packed into...
Helbrecht's Ride - Land Raider Crusader, Blessed Hull, Smoke, Searchlight [568]

Grimaldus comes next:
Grimaldus w/ his three Cenobytes[195]
Grimaldus' Gang - Crusader Squad (6/5, 1xBP/PF, 1xMeltagun, all the rest with BP/CCW); all this packed into...
Grimaldus'  Ride - Land Raider Crusader, Blessed Hull, Smoke, Searchlight [440]

And as no Black Templar Parade is complete, here comes the Emperor's Champion of the Crusading Pimp Parade:
Emperor's Champion w/ Accept Any Challenge, No Matter The Odds [140]
Champion's Crew - Crusader Squad (8/6, 1xBP/PF, 1xMeltagun, all the rest BP/CCW); all this packed into...
Champion's  Ride - Land Raider Crusader, Blessed Hull, Smoke, Searchlight [482]

Sporting 3xTL AssCans, 3x MultiMelta and 18xTL Bolters in that AV14, this could be a fun ride to get into, but getting out is when the party starts.  Coming from assault vehicles, I guess I can figure it on the charge:

Helbrecht & the HomeBoyz:
At I6: 5+D3 PW attacks at ST5
At I5: 3 PW attacks + 34 attacks at ST5
At I1: 3 PF attacks at ST9

Grimaldus & his Gang:
At I5: 6 PW attacks at ST4
At I4: 29 attacks at ST4
At I3: 6 attacks at ST3
At I1: 2 attacks at ST8

Emperor's Champion & the Golden Throne Crew:
At I5: 4 PW attacks at ST6
At I4: 38 attacks at ST4
At I1: 2 attacks at ST8

It may not be Assault Terminators, but I bet someone will know they have been hit...